An interesting thought:
> > WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
> > DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has
> > been completed.
> >
> > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
> > mission in Iraq is complete.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
> > now to begin the reckoning.
> >
> > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
> > which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
> > short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
> > some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
> > distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
> > those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The
> > money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the
> > costs of the Iraqi war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
> > world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
> > corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> > money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at
> > home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us
> > and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from
> > the face of the earth.
> >
> > Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> > China.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> > France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
> > are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
> > UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
> > parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
> > shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to
> > this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
> > tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
> > turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
> > York .
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> > likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
> > try not pissing us off for a change.
> >
> > Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
> > government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
> > extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am
> > going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with
> > your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United State s is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
> > starting now.
> >
> >
> > We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we’ll be drilling
> > for oil in Alaska – which will take care of this country’s oil needs
> > for decades to come. If you’re an environmentalist who opposes this
> > decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
> > They care.
> >
> > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
> > citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
> > saying, “darn tootin.”
> >
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
> > the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
> > eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
> > Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought.
> > Thanks guys. We owe you and we won’t forget.
> >
> > To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
> > speak Arabic.
> >
> > God bless America. Thank you and good night.
> >
> > If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> > English, thank a soldier.
