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Air Canada ordered to pay $12K to man who couldn’t order 7Up in French (NP)

Air Canada ordered to pay $12K to man who couldn’t order 7Up in French | Posted | National Post.

What a douche… 7up is another manufacturer’s Sprite. Most airlines will carry either. On that count, the Franco-Canadian should have paid a penalty for wasting the airline’s time.

In other cases he might have a point. But seriously, I hate time wasters of his kind. Those petty minded idiots who have nothing better to do than go and bother hard working people should never be rewarded by any authority, except maybe win a grant to get a prison sentence enhanced by a better TV set.

On that note, Ottawa, just let Quebec secede already. Just imagine how much money becoming a monolingual country will save in the long run. Make de facto reality de jure already!

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Obama bows to Saudi king

Obama bows to Saudi king

And another nugget of proof that Obama is not qualified to be President. The guy simply has no clue.

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Supreme Court ends cigarette appeal (Washington Times)

Washington Times – Supreme Court ends cigarette appeal

Had I been any high court I would’ve told the widow to go get stuffed and awarded damages to Phillip Morris for having to put up with such idiocy for so long. The harmful effects of tobacco have been known since long before the moron suing was ever born. We definitely need more “hard cheese” rulings in our courts.

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Obama to sign lands bill before 5 days of comment (Washington Times)

Washington Times – Obama to sign lands bill before 5 days of comment

And my gotcha count just keeps on rising… Anyone who complained about the alleged cloak and dagger maneuvers employed by President Bush better not had voted for Obama…

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Dozens march for real life copkiller

Dozens march for Mixon, against police

Those people must be retarded. You do not shoot four(!) police officers and get away with it. It’s unfortunate the moron had to die, but I’d rather have one dead lunatic than more dead officers.

Stand proud OPD, citizens are safer today because of you.